Fruit Loops

This one is in my top two that has happened.... it might be #1. I hope you enjoy it almost as much as I did.

Wife: " I don't Like Fruit Loops"

Me: " ..... What?"

Wife: " I don't like Fruit Loops"

Me: " Why?"

Wife: " Because of how the feel, their texture, Yuck"

Me: " I see"

Wife starts laughing hysterically

Me: " What's so funny?"

Wife: " You're going to get stuck"

Me : " I'm going to get stuck?"

Wife: " You're going to get stuck. You can't fit through it."

Me: " What? Where do I get stuck?"

Wife: " You're going to get it stuck on your toe. You can't fit through a Fruit Loop"

Me: "........"

Yes this one is my favorite

Red Dot- 5/29/11

This happened last night. this one really doesn't make sense.

Wife: " I can't tell what it is"

Me: " what?"

Wife: " It's either a red dot or a red spot"

Me: " Oh"

Wife: " It's 5 by 10"

Me: " Um.... I don't know"

Wife: " I guess it's supposed to be really good"

Me: " ........ I'm going back to sleep"

This one really had me confused

stuffed animal

My wife was in bed sleeping and I was in the living room watching tv. I heard her calling for me so I went in to see what she needed.

Me: " What is it?"

Wife: " I need my stuffed animal"

Me: " Um.... ok.... what kind is it?"

Wife: " It's a dog maybe a puppy"

At this point I decided to play with her a little bit so I knelt down by the bed

Me: " Well what would you like it to be a dog or a puppy?"

Wife: " Puppy"

Me: " Well I think it's in Caleb's room. is it ok if he sleeps with it tonight?"

Wife: (nods her head)

Me: " Ok. Good night babe"

I love that girl

Butter

My Wife was already in bed asleep and I was just getting into bed when this gem happened

Wife: "I didn't know you liked butter" 

Me: "What?"

Wife: " I didn't know you liked butter"

Me: "...... Yeah... I do" 

Wife: " Oh are you going to the store?"

Me: " What?"

Wife: " will you get some pot scrubbers?"

Me: " Pot scrubbers?"

Wife: " But not the steel wool kind the other kind"

Me: "Um...Ok"

Wife: " we need at least 10"

Me: "10 Pot scrubbers?"

Wife: " oh are you back already?"

Me: " Um...." 

Wife: " Did you get the Pot scrubbers?"

That was the end of it.  I will point out that the next day we were at the store and she said that we need to get pot scrubbers.

something green in the corner

One night I woke up to a loud gasp coming from my wife I open my eyes and she is sitting up staring at the corner of the ceiling.

Me: " what is it?"

Wife: "there is something green hanging from the ceiling?"

Me: " what?"

Wife: "There is something green hanging from the ceiling"

Me: (looking up in the corner) "Um...ok"

Wife: "I'm serious it's there in the corner"

Me: (laying back down) "Well it's not there anymore"

Wife: (laying back down) " I thought we had taken them all down"

Me: " um.... well I guess we missed one"

Wife: " Yeah"

I am still trying to figure out what she was dreaming about and what the green things were.

why I am doing this

So at least twice a week my wife talks in her sleep and the things she says are hilarious. I would remember them and tell them to friends when last night I was told I should start a blog and post all the things she says at night and I thought it was a darn good idea.

The first few that I post are in no particular order cause I only remember the stories not which one came first but they are hilarious and yes I have her permission to do this blog... She even helped get it started.

I will post the previous stories and then the ones that happen from here on out I will put the date with them and they will be in order.  Enjoy!