Fruit Loops

This one is in my top two that has happened.... it might be #1. I hope you enjoy it almost as much as I did.

Wife: " I don't Like Fruit Loops"

Me: " ..... What?"

Wife: " I don't like Fruit Loops"

Me: " Why?"

Wife: " Because of how the feel, their texture, Yuck"

Me: " I see"

Wife starts laughing hysterically

Me: " What's so funny?"

Wife: " You're going to get stuck"

Me : " I'm going to get stuck?"

Wife: " You're going to get stuck. You can't fit through it."

Me: " What? Where do I get stuck?"

Wife: " You're going to get it stuck on your toe. You can't fit through a Fruit Loop"

Me: "........"

Yes this one is my favorite